So I’ve heard the hooplah. The past couple weeks the mcgangbang has been blowing up. I didnt even know about it until about a month ago. I decided go to my local mcdonalds after I get off work, starved all day because I wanted to make sure I was hungry, because even shitty food taste good if you’re hungry. I get to the intercom, giddy as a female dog because i get to say a dirty word. “Could I get a mcgangbang and a medium fry” “A wha?” “A Mcgangbang” “I don kno wha that is sir”. After two minutes of trying to explain it I said screw it and ordered a mcchicken and two double cheeseburgers (one to pregame, men only). After the first double cheeseburger I decided to assemble the monstrosity. It was a bittersweet montage of processed cheese and meat parts formulated to look like edible, however, this is why I like McDonalds, and why after not eating there for 2 1/2 years the past couple of months I’ve been beastin there. It’s because there food has always been the same, the cheeseburgers taste the same since I was a kid, the frys the same.
But enough going off topic, the sandwhich was mediocre. It was basically a double cheeseburger with filler in the middle, I had never had a mcchicken before (avid Carls Jr. Spicy Chicken supporter, eat like a king for $1 chea) so it was very dissapointing, it tasted like nothing, and I mean nothing. Water is a flavor explosion compared to a mcchicken. Now I’m sitting here questioning why I did it, why eat this shit, peer pressure, and going balls to the wall before new years resolutions begin
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